that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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