At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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