I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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