Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.