I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.