I heard we made out
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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