he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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