No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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