So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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