I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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