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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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