your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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