There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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