awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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