if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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