This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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