so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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