The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
