yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I FOUND THE LEGS
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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