I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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