covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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