You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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