the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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