you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
