i think i have herpe
just one?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wish there were birth control emojis
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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