there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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