It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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