what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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