i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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