Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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