I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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