I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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