I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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