What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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