just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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