Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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