plz talk dirty to me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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