Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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