I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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