I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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