Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it glows. i had to have it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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