Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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