what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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