Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't think brook has ever known best
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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