Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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