now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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