so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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