at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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