Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
