We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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