I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Randomize
