drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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