Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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