Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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