Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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