ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm passing your future prison.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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