this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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