Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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