U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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