thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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